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maybeitsjustme:

okay… so every stand-up urinal toilet that i see these days has this little bee on it. it is strategically placed where i aim my yellow stuff. very weird. what is this whole Pee on the Bee thing about? was the creator of this toilet a sadistic little shit when he was little, and spent a lot of time pissing on insects? or is it just a bee to rhyme with pee? and does it reduce splatter or something if you aim at the little dude? i am perplexed, anxious, weirded out, and i have to go to the bathroom.

Every day, I am given a new reason to wish I had a penis.